February 2012
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It’s that time of night where I post about wanting a pudgy guy to cuddle with and stuff, because I need cuddles and I also like pudgy guys.
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cuttlefishdoctors started following you
Hello Sweetie
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doomessenger4654 started following you
HAI
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Me: If he was chubby, I'd be on his dick right now. But I'm not so he can't be chubby
Me: LOGIC
radioactive-kyle-obrien:
Jay, Tim does not live at the store
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ally-wonderland:
‘and soon,” she said, ‘one day, I will have my Marble Hornets season two DVD…”
It’s trapped in the 6th dimension, being held hostage by the midget king along with mine, obviously.
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magor replied to your post: magor replied to your post: The postal service…
Be patient! Damn woman least you had money to buy it!
But…butbutbut…I *need* it
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magor replied to your post: The postal service must have something personal…
is it late or something?
I still don’t have my DVD
D’=
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The postal service must have something personal against me.
It’s like some sort of conspiracy and I’m pretty sure it has something to do with time machines.
If regular posty brings my DVD tomorrow, I will...
It is 12pm
Regular posty delivered nothing
Still no sign of a Post van posty man
I swear, if a postal van man shows up later today...
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POSTAAAAAAAAAAL SERVIIIICE >:[
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I think the Anon has stopped for the night/day
shame
Now I have nothing to do whilst I wait for the post >_<
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hobbit-queen replied to your post: fun fact about my family time
What was his reaction?
He tried to get a date with her or something, but when she realised who he actually was she stopped being so ‘friendly’ with him >__<
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Anonymous asked: He smiles. "A battle of wits, daring, whatever you want to call it. I come for your life and you come for mine. I already have one in my favor..." he points to a smoky spot on his hand. You look at yours and see a strike on yours, as if someone cut you with a scalpel. " I can't kill you the same way twice which is why I didn't try harder to poison you, but the night is...
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fun fact about my family time
One time my mum hit on the guy who was R2D2 over the phone because she had never seen star wars and thought he was Han Solo.
Anonymous asked: He tips his hand to the waiter and he wordlessly requests you vodka. He engages in small talk, telling you stories of places you haven't been. You get a sense that he was waiting for you. He sips from the glass you drank before your black out. He asks if you are enjoying the game. As the glass of U'luvka vodka is set in front of you, you decide what to do.
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hobbit-queen asked: MOAR NOODZ! And by "NOODZ", I mean "noodles".
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Anonymous asked: He motions you to a back table. You sit down. He gives you a cup of foul smelling liquid. You drink as he talks to you. As he talks, the room goes hazy... you feel warmth trickling from your body... and the room goes dark. You're in a bar once again... The same as you were ten minutes ago. The same gentleman offers you a drink. You feel the same yet... different. He extends the same...
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Anonymous asked: You're vision goes dark and you awake. You are in a bar of unscrupulous patrons and shady characters. You are who you want to be and dressed well. Too well. Like someone who doesn't belong. You can hear snickers and a man dressed in black greets you. "Care for a drink?" Before you answer him... You should probably think of who you are.
Oh..Derealisation happening…reckon I’ve got an hour or so before a migraine sets in =/
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If it wasn’t because of the MH DVD maybe turning up, I probably wouldn’t have even left my bed these past few days.
Lol depression.
flamingbuttwind:
doomonid:
That awkward moment when you can seriously describe your current situation as being stuck in a loop of unhappiness
I think we can all relate.
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I woke up at 6:20am after getting all of an hours sleep, I swear if this is the 3rd day in a row without any post, I will scream.
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magor replied to your post: The thoughts going through my head RIGHT NOW (And no you’re not getting any context)
You’re going to need some strong ass duck tape
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The thoughts going through my head RIGHT NOW (And...
No
fuck, fuuuuuck. no .I can’t.
fuck me, please. Just
Fuck..you’re not even all that pudgy, just
why
WHY do you do this to me?
WHY
look at..look …those arms
those fucking arms, those are the type of arms that could hold you up for fucking against a wall
fuck
it’s not fair
WHY
Just once
well more than just once
Violent biting, scratchy rough food sex
fuck
...
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magor replied to your photo
HANNAH WHAT IS THIS
IT’S A BIRD
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Well TIL
In America chubby can mean boner
totally wasn’t what I was expecting when someone on chatroullette said “Wanna see my chub?”
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
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cheshire-visage asked: What is your favorite movie ever?
Reblog if you want your followers to ask you...
finnishmidnight:
mssynclair:
cougardraven:
itsreallyherthepandahero:
Feel free~
Go to it.
Leave me things to answer when I get back home.
seriously.
Waiting up for the posty today meant I only had like 3 and a half hours sleep o__O
I am not functioning like a real person should haha
GOOD NEWS UK
DVDS HAVE BEEN SIGHTED IN THE UK.
SOON.
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johnisdollywood asked: I keep trying to come up with a way to explain my relationship to you, and the only thing I can come up with is "Sassy Gay Friend With Benefits." WHICH SHOULD NOT MAKE SENSE BUT IT DOES O.o
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brothasoul asked: im gonna be streaming s2 with commentary at some point today, i'll leave a link in your fanmail when it start
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magor replied to your post: magor replied to your post: so…I just gasmed right…
still not as bad as the story I wrote last week.
HNNNNNG
Also....STILL NO DVD
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magor replied to your post: so…I just gasmed right where I sat…
You’re right that was very TMI
FML